Stark Levity 

One afternoon, Marya and Mr. Pumpkin were having a wonderful time playing music, and whispering to the ghosts of the old abandoned cabin. Most of the ghosts were very friendly, only 1 was a little scary, making strange, muffled and ominous noises. But all in all, it was a terrific afternoon. 

After singing old ghost sonnets, Mr. Pumpkin asked Marya if she wanted to receive a present, a book of secrets! Marya was soooo happy about the book of secrets, that she gave Mr Pumpkin a kiss on the cheek.

Something felt funny though. 'Wait a minute' she said. "You aren't Mr. Pumpkin!"

"Thats right" said the ominous voice, previously thought to be a scary ghost. "I'm not really a pumpkin."

"Ahhhhhhhh" screamed Marya! 
"It's Travis, making ghost noises again! Ruuuuuuuun!!!!!!!!